Saturday, 30 June 2012

Redpost Golf- Competition Scandal

BREAKING NEWS

Lord Bree demands recount









Following the announcement of the competition winner of our Paula v Paul page, Lord Dexter Bree has today demanded a recount.

Speaking to the Redpost Golf Blog editor Lord Bree said

"This is absolutely outrageeous that someone else has dared to enter. I was only told the answers 4 times and then because I am extremely busy Russel Davis got his answers in before me. I am appalled by this turn of events and I have written to the Redpost Golf Society committee demanding a public enquiry and a recount. We live in a democracy and vote rigging should not be tolerated."

In reply Mr "Pinkie" Davis replied

"I only went in the compo as a laff and I didn't fink I wood win."


The organising committe of the Redpost Golf Society has so far declined to cooment but has made the following statistics available
  • No of competion entrants 2
  • First respondent Russel "Pinkie" Davis
  • First correct answer received from 
  • Russel "Pinkie" Davis
Just to recap so that you can make up your own mind what the competion was about and what the winning answers were the following are the questions and the couple in question.

Is Paula Trickey better looking than Paul Trickey?

Answer YES


Does Paula have a better swing than Paul?

Answer YES

Our version
Please note he doesn't have much of a 
drink problem
The lovely Paula















If anybody who is not a member of The Redpost Golf Society wishes to give their opinion please do so in the comments box below and we will send the first to reply a sleeve of 3 Wilson Golf Balls just to upset Lord Bree even more!




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